*That I happen to know.
I need to serve you divorce papers.
1. Blandcouver, Blanada. Canada. No, Blanada was right.
2. Thanks, they make walking easier.
3. To Montreal? Oui.
Outta the country. Outta the window.
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Herman Cain quoted from a source he identified as “the Pokemon movie” in a speech suspending his presidential campaign Saturday.
“I believe these words came from the Pokemon movie,” Cain said. “Life can be a challenge. Life can seem impossible. It’s never easy when there’s so much on the line….
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I’m changing the name of Los Angeles to Flake-Fest-O-Rama.
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