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chieftanmews:

you have been hit by :

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| A TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

YOUR INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT SORT OF INJURY AND YOU DIE IN THE HOSPITAL

CONGRESS PROPOSES AN 18-WHEELER SAFETY BILL NAMED AFTER YOU, BUT IT IS SHOT DOWN BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY INCREASE THE NATIONAL DEBT

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO DIE IN VAIN

(Source: kindlesong, via tumblrisforlulz)

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